It's their diet. These have been growing in the pond for the last three days. (Mike: Crickets?) They're like, spider steroids.
Joshua
I'm going to make a fortune!
Joshua
Yeah, Habronattus orbus.
Joshua
Say hello to Consuela...
Joshua
I had to bribe every customs agent from San Diego to Tuscon. (Leads Mike over to orb weavers.) You see, the female species is three times as big as the male. (Consuela emerges.) The males try to compete for the females' attention by bringing them the best presents, you know, like rats, mice, (Looks at his parrot, smirking), the occasional parrot. Come.
Joshua
So she can liquefy her prey, wrapped alive...
Joshua
When you come back next week they'll be twice as big as they are today!
Joshua
Where'd you go, little fella?
Joshua
This is your problem, right here. I don't want to hear any more of your 'paranoid delusional nightmare.' Right you're grounded for a week, mister. And no TV!
Sherriff Parker
Something ate your cat? What do you think it was?
Sherriff Parker
He just needs a shave...
Sherriff Parker
Who said it was OK to talk to your mother like that?
Sherriff Parker
All the phone lines are down, Mike.
Sherriff Parker
Where have you been, Wade? All the phones are dead!
Sherriff Parker
Ten years, and you have not changed a bit.
Sherriff Parker